NEW YORK FASHION Week is currently underway, and yesterday Kanye West unveiled his newest collaboration with Adidas.
As with his previous collections, the whole thing had a very Derelicte vibe – and for Irish people, it called to mind certain situations:
With this in mind, we appraised the collection…
Look 1: “Jesus, it’s freezing. Has the heating been on at all?”
No, obviously. But take off that heavy coat anyway. You won’t get the benefit!
Look 2: Going down the shops hungover in search of a roll
“Jesus, I hope nobody sees me.”
Look 3: When you forgot your tracksuit bottoms for PE so they dug out a pair from lost and found
“But miss, they SMELL.”
“Well play in your underpants then. Suit yourself.”
*hurriedly puts on manky bottoms*
Look 4: You, playing outside in the estate circa 1993
You just got that tracksuit for your birthday and thought you were the BEE’S KNEES.
Look 5: When you have to go out to get the washing off the line so you thrown on your mam’s old fleece
It’s probably as old as you are, bless.
Look 6: Your actual da
He loves that old shirt, so he does. And the jeans, sure does he care if they ‘go’? He’s comfortable!
Look 7: And when the Tesco delivery man rings the doorbell but you’re only out of the shower so you just grab something
I’LL BE DOWN IN A MINUUUUTE!
Feel free to consult us for ideas in the future, Ye. We have plenty of experiences that might provide inspiration.
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